A Humorous Poem - Crafting - By Oishik

I love to do crafting
All day long,
But always think sitting
Singing a song;
What to make
As a good old craft -
And while having milk shake
Finally thought of a raft.
I got myself
Some popsicle sticks;
And from my shelf
A book of tricks;
Which was my favourite
But Oh! My ! God!
Ended up  cutting
it into an iPad
I  sat and thought -
Was this the idea
Of making a raft,
And so, for the perfect idea
Bought a book of craft.
Now I took my popsicle sticks,
And glued them on top of one another
Then took a scissor from the freezer
Which was another trick of my brother
And when ready to cut
The raft's flag;
Ended up cutting my brother's pillow stag!
All the pillow stuffing from its inside
Landed up on the floor making a mess -
But a brain like mine could never lose;
So I picked 'em up and glued 'em on my face!!